What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:47

No way
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...