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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

So they tried

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So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is Laura Loomer considered a controversial figure within the conservative media ecosystem?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are your thoughts on a future where code is represented as a structured model, rather than text? Do you think that AI-powered coding assistants benefit from that?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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